Danish girl's: Well what can I say? In all the time we were over there they never ceased to amaze us! Sex to them was just like having a cup of tea, What amazed us most was that they were all just fucking stunning lookers, We thought we were in heaven man, Don't forget this was in 1976 and there was no aids then, You would just get some gorgeous woman walk up to you and just say, Oh heelo I voud like to make love to you!!, What made it for us is that we were English musicians who could kick ass on stage, I suppose they figured we could kick ass in bed too! Poor Sue our resident hotel groupie soon found out that this was not always the case. On our first night inn Copenhagen she sighted Mike, He was the youngest in the band and a good looking guy, She dragged him off to her room after we got back from the gig, We were all just so tired after being up for near on three day's and to cut long to short he fell asleep on her!. Next night it was my turn, I was in the club and was on the break before our last show of the night, A gorgeous Eskimo girl came and sat with me and started chatting me up, (As I said before this was "Would you like to make love to me?" Jesus no is not an option is it? and she was stunning, It was then Sue came over and sat at the table as well, She said to the Eskimo, "He's with me bitch", "No he ain't he's coming back with me so fuck off" said the other girl, Fuck my old sea boot's I thought, I got two fucking stunners here arguing as to who is gonna take me home!, At this point Sue said "Oh yeah well we'll see about that and to my amazement walked off! I was talking to my Eskimo again when Sue came back, She slammed a full bottle of Four Roses bourbon and a piece of hash on the table and said: He's fucking coming back with me Bitch, We only had one show to do and then we were done for the night, (You have to bear in mind that we had NO money and Sue knew it), "I'm going back with Sue" I said to the Eskimo". (What was I thinking I should have took em both!) What a fucking amateur! We arranged to meet up at her room in the Hotel after we had finished, When I got back I jumped in the lift and arrived at her door, It was ajar and I popped my head in and said, "Hello Sue, You at home? "I'm in the bedroom came the reply" When I went in her bedroom she was sat up in bed and was already naked, There was a small table next to the bed with the the bottle of bourbon and two brandy glasses next to it and all the required spliffing up material, She looked absolutely beautiful, I thought I had died and gone to heaven, I just sat on the edge of the bed poured two bourbons and rolled a number, We smoked and drank for a while, (It was like when yer a kid and you save the best bit of your tea till last for me!), Get in bed with me she said, I threw all my gear off and jumped in next to her, Scrunch, What the fucks this? I said, Over the sheets had been laid another sheet, Not unusual except this was a sheet of polythene! "Why you got this in yer bed for girl I said", She casually remarked "Oh it's just that one time this guy gave me CRABS, and the plastic is so I can see them if it ever happens again!!!, FUCKING HELL it was the quickest hard off in the history of the world, I'll just fix us another drink I said hopping out and returning to my place near the bottle and hash, I simply thought, I am gonnna need to be mega pissed for this job, I then proceeded to drink the entire bottle and rolling one spliff after the other, At some point or other I must have fell asleep. I don't think that Sue was very happy I could tell, The reason I knew was when I was awoken by a kind of swishing sound, As I opened my eyes I could see three faces staring down at me in disbelief, As my brain assembled itself I realized where I was, She must have dragged me out in the middle of the night at some point and left me bollock naked in the elevator and then chucked my clothes on top of me!!!, Sue ignored us all at breakfast, She was not amused, My fucking band were though when I told them!!!! Heh Heh, them were the days.

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